The doctor promised me arthritis in my knee and he wasn't wrong. I think I just lit my leg on fire with hot creme. If you hear screaming on Dalecarlia near Sibley, that'll be me. Between the repeats and this creme I ought to be dead within the hour.
Seriously, I think I f'd up here. Now I have to pee, so I'll probably light the old johnson on fire too!
This crap is hot.