Monday, 19 October 2009

I Love My Tonsils

Ever had tonsillitis? It feels like getting punched in the throat by something sharp every time you swallow. It started Friday and seems to be easing slightly now, so I'm on about my 10,000th punch in the neck right now. Advil and saltwater gargling is about all you can for it. I've eaten one bowl of soup since Friday.

The upside is that I picked a perfect weekend to be sick. Didn't leave the house once. Didn't try to do anything.

The root of my lack of getting cross must be that I'm a pansy. I don't like mud. My father wasn't a mudder. My mother wasn't a
mudder. I like clean and not having to rebuild all my shit all the time.

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