Tuesday 15 January 2008

Presidents and Porno Stars

Policy, schmolicy, take this to heart – there’s no freaking way we can tolerate a President who looks this much like a porn star (for those of you who don’t recognize or can’t tell the difference between these two, Mitt Romney is in the first picture, Peter North is in the second). ‘Nuff said.





If GWB were a porn star he would be Walker Pennsylvania. Sounds like a Chuck Norris character. Walker Pennsylvania – Texas Ranger. Holy shit I think GWB the porn star and Chuck Norris are THE SAME PERSON! Weird.

I wonder what Hillary Clinton’s porn star name would be? Probably Ron Jeremy. Or maybe Dirk Diggler.

The little bi-polar kids on Wall Street had another depressive day following yesterday’s mania. I still have a bad, bad feeling about where all this is going to wind up. And in the right corner you have GWB asking all of our friends in the OPEC countries to please consider the grave harm that their mean old oil prices are doing to our economy, and please increase your production. First, they don’t care because they hate us. Second, they can’t increase their production. They may tell you six different ways that they can, they will, they’ve been meaning to, yes sir right away sir, but at the end of the day they are flat out. Wouldn’t you be if you could sell the stuff for 5 times what you were selling it for a year ago?

Me, I’m all blissed out. I’m getting’ my rest on, last night I got my yoga on and did a little light weights workout, I think my porn star name is Relaxation Jones. You probably won't sell too many movies with THAT name on the title. It’s astonishing how when you get done at the end of yoga how when they tell you to go into the relaxation pose at the end, just how relaxed you get. I think my heart rate goes down to about 3 bpm then.

Next week I’m going to ride 500 miles in 20 hours at 400 watts np, but only 380 ap. I don’t know what any of that means.

2 comments:

GamJams said...

It means you should expect a call from Jonathan Vaughters. Or 'Relaxation Jones' will get a call from Michael Ball.

Chuck Wagon said...

sweet