Today's challenge is to give me as many different ways of getting from Friendship Heights to Potomac/Poolesville/North Potomac and points beyond without using River.
You can use River as far west as the Cap Crescent Trail. Any trail use is allowed. Crossing River any number of times is acceptable. Mandatory deductions for using Tuckerman.
Why do I loathe River so? I don't know, but I just can't stand it.
All right, now it is time to do yoga, and find my inner third eye and all of that.